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Thursday, August 11, 2005

Mini Golf

Now heres a sport that can be taken seriously. Concentrate too hard and you are sure to miss the hole. But the expert advice “Just whack the ball!!!” resulted in a hole-in-one.


Nantucket

One of the coolest vacation spots has an attitude all its own. They shouldn’t allow cars onto the island anymore because there’s NO PLACE TO DRIVE OR PARK. If you sit in one place for 10 minutes, the same cars keep driving by. It really isn’t a good idea to bring a car to Nantucket because gas costs $2.93 (and that’s just regular).

Nantucketers are crazy about:

Perfectly Manicured hedges and gardens

Land Rovers (Any model)

Mini Coopers

Jeep Wagoneers

Any classic car

One way streets

Cobblestones

ACK ACK ACK

More Things I Hate...

People who state the obvious (in a not-funny way)

Honestly don’t be that guy (or girl…not sexist)

Empty Paper towel dispensers (aahhhhh SHIT! C’MON)

~MTF

Get Firefox!

Ever Notice?...

In the movies (or even books) whenever two people talk on a phone and one hangs up, the dial tone comes back. DOES NOT EVER HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE. Don’t know why, maybe back in the day it used to happen, but not now…

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Misnomers

Misnomer:
  1. An error in naming a person or place.
    1. Application of a wrong name.
    2. A name wrongly or unsuitably applied to a person or an object.
Alright, try these:

Hamburgers: Not made of ham last I checked

Pocket Books: Don't fit in pocket, also not a book

When people say VIN number or PIN number

incorrect VIN = Vehicle Identification NUMBER
PIN = Personal Identification NUMBER

to say number again after either is redundant

-notice anything else that doesn't quite fit, send a comment, I'll add it in

~MTF

8/10/05NEW::::::::::::::::::::
Southern Shores (OBX) Fireworks Policy:
Fireworks that propell or explode are illegal.

-wouldn't that be all fireworks?

thanks pam:-)

Holy S-H-I-T

My push lawn mower ha a warning label on it: WARNING: Blades Spin when motor is running

Don't know about you, but I expect my lawn mower blades to ahh CUT THE GRASS when it is on. Don't cry to me that you didn't know that the blades spin...